Would you like to make this site your homepage? It's fast and easy...
Yes, Please make this my home page!
"Daddy, Why Do Bad
Things Have To Happen?"
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(If you fear change, don't
worry! The old, not-updated-in-more-than-three-years version of the website
is still hanging around. Not a thing is different, except for the products
featured in the pop-ups and banner ads! Dry your tears! Calm your fears!
Shift some gears! Um... buy treadmills from Sears. Teach Spanish to deers.
Uh... something something beers. (sighs and shouts at staff) As long as we've
been gone, this is the best material we can come up with?! (listens to response)
Oh. It is. Well, okay. So long as we aren't underachieving or anything...)
